THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO SPECTACULAR FAILURE: A Reverse Coach's Handbook to Achieving Your Lowest Potential (Self-help) by José Neto
English | August 25, 2025 | ISBN: N/A | ASIN: B0FNLWXTFR | 152 pages | EPUB | 1.25 Mb
English | August 25, 2025 | ISBN: N/A | ASIN: B0FNLWXTFR | 152 pages | EPUB | 1.25 Mb
THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO SPECTACULAR FAILURE
A Reverse Coach's Handbook to Achieving Your Lowest Potential
By Dr. Pessimist McFailure, PhD in Disappointment Studies Certified Failure Coach & Professional Disappointment Consultant With Special Contributions from the Institute of Unrealized Dreams
Praise for "The Complete Guide to Spectacular Failure"
"Finally! A book that validates my lifestyle choices!" - Martha S., Professional Procrastinator
"I didn't finish reading it, and that felt like the point." - Dave K., Serial Quitter
"This book changed my life by confirming I don't need to change anything." - Anonymous Couch Philosopher
"Two thumbs down - exactly the rating I was hoping for!" - The Pessimist's Gazette
Table of Contents
Introduction: Welcome to Your Worst Self
PART I: THE FOUNDATIONS OF FAILURE
- Chapter 1: The Art of Setting Unrealistic Goals
- Chapter 2: Procrastination Mastery: Why Do Today What You Can Avoid Forever?
- Chapter 3: Building Your Network of Toxic People
- Chapter 4: The Power of Negative Thinking
- Chapter 5: Time Mismanagement for Maximum Chaos
- Chapter 6: How to Quit Everything Spectacularly
- Chapter 7: The Fine Art of Self-Sabotage
- Chapter 8: Turning Your Strengths into Weaknesses
- Chapter 9: Advanced Excuse Creation
- Chapter 10: Maintaining Your Comfort Zone at All Costs
- Chapter 11: The Failure Mindset: Mental Models for Mediocrity
- Chapter 12: Financial Irresponsibility and the Art of Being Broke
- Chapter 13: Relationship Sabotage for Beginners
- Chapter 14: Career Limiting Moves: A Professional Guide
- Chapter 15: Health and Wellness Destruction
- Chapter 16: Creative Failure: How to Kill Your Artistic Dreams
- Chapter 17: The Failure Feedback Loop
- Chapter 18: Creating Your Personal Failure Brand
- Chapter 19: Teaching Others to Fail: Becoming a Failure Mentor
- Chapter 20: The Ultimate Failure: Succeeding at Being Unsuccessful

